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糗事
去相亲,我和女孩感觉都不错!于是便邀请她去唱歌,我又叫了几个朋友,其中一个来的比较晚,来了就来到我身边说:你太没意思了,叫个小姐这么难看………...
发表于:2015-08-14 17:03:28 阅读:59次 详情内容>>
a funny thing
wheniwasafreshmaninouruniversity,oneday,ournewteacherwantustosaysthaboutyourselfthen,astudentstandedup,andsaid"icomefromshandong,andiwanttolearnmorewheniminuniversity,andhopegood,goodstudy,day,dayup.thenourteachersaiditischineseenglish,good,...
发表于:2015-03-09 10:59:03 阅读:64次 详情内容>>
And what if&a
Amanentersabarbershopforashave. Whilethebarberisfoaminghimup,hementionstheproblemhehasgettingacloseshavearoundhischeeks. "Ihavejustthething,"saysthebarber,takingasmallwoodenballfromanearbydrawer."Justplacethisbetweenyourcheekandgum." Theclie...
发表于:2015-03-09 10:59:02 阅读:64次 详情内容>>
A new guy
Anewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:FREEBEERFORTHEPERSONWHOCANPASSTHETEST!Sotheguyasksthebartenderwhatthetestis. Bartender:"Well,FIRSTyouhavetodrinkthatwholegallonofpeppertequila,theWHOLEthingatonceAND,youcan`tmakeafac...
发表于:2015-03-09 10:59:00 阅读:65次 详情内容>>
swap partners&nbsp
Amarriedcoupleonthefarmarevisitedbyanaliencouple.Thealiencoupleaskedthehumancoupleiftheywouldliketoswappartnersforsex. Theyagree,thehumanwomanandalienmanaretogether.Shesays,"Youhaveasmallpenis!" Thealienmanreplies,"pullmyears!" Soshepullshis...
发表于:2015-03-09 10:58:58 阅读:61次 详情内容>>
sandwiches 
Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays. "MylittlesistersleepsonthebottombunkofourbunkbedandIdonotwanthertoknowwhatwearedoing,sowhenIsay`baloney`itmeanspushharder,andwhe...
发表于:2015-03-09 10:58:56 阅读:64次 详情内容>>
A SWEET POEM
ASWEETPOEMItmeansthat...You"reahopelessromantic,aculturedpersonwhorecognizesthepowerandbeautyofthewrittenword.ORYou"reusedtocheapgiftsandliketopassyourselfoffasaculturedpersonwhorecognizesthepowerandbeautyofthewrittenword....
发表于:2015-03-09 10:58:54 阅读:61次 详情内容>>
Perfect Penis&nbsp
Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods.Thelittle girlaskedtheboy,"Whatisapenis?" Theboyreplied,"Idon`tknow."Atthattimehehearshismom callinghimforlunch.Hegoeshomeandeatshislunch.Thenhe seeshisdadonthecouch. Hegoesuptohisdadandaskhim,"Whati...
发表于:2015-03-09 10:58:52 阅读:60次 详情内容>>
Revealing Gift&nbs
RevealingGiftTestWhichgiftwouldyoulike?Todetermineyourpersonality,pickthegiftyou"dmostliketoreceive....
发表于:2015-03-09 10:58:50 阅读:60次 详情内容>>
A short histo
"Doctor,Ihaveanearache." 2000B.C.-"Here,eatthisroot." 1000B.C.-"Thatrootisheathen,saythisprayer." 1850A.D.-"Thatprayerissuperstition,drinkthispotion." 1940A.D.-"Thatpotionissnakeoil,swallowthispill." 1985A.D.-"Thatpillisineffective,takethisa...
发表于:2015-03-09 10:58:49 阅读:61次 详情内容>>
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